Dangit!
Today I went to the Taco Bell drive thru for lunch and then parked in a shady spot near some trees down the street. I went to the drive thru rather than going inside because I was listening to a discussion on NPR (National Public Radio, for those of you who don't know). I put a napkin in my lap and made sure to take my bites while carefully holding the taco over the wrapper so as not to make a mess on me or my car.
I was doing well but then wouldn't you know it, as I was taking the very last bite of my very last taco, some sauce dripped onto my white shirt. It missed the napkin by less than an inch! I was almost there! Fortunately, I was only a mile from home so I went home to treat the stain and change my shirt before going back to work.
posted by Renee at 3:28 PM
3 Comments:
for me to poop on!
6/15/2005 10:17 AM
so what was on NPR? I like Garrision Keillor ... 'A Prairie Home Companion' ...
Some memorable quotes:
'God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. '
'I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
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'I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.'
'A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.'
'They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.'
and my personal favorite:
'Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.'
6/15/2005 10:30 AM
I was listening to Talk of the Nation...they were talking about debt relief in Tanzania and then about Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Anyway, I like Garrison Keillor too...those are some great quotes...thanks!
6/16/2005 10:23 PM
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